fan fiction is an important way for fans to interact with shows that they desire it is not something that i am particularly interested in doing but i will try most things once and so i have written some plot summaries of episodes which do not exist like all fan fiction i evaluate it fails because it’s trying to be something it’s not or maybe i just wanted to make a grand pronouncement about something i know nothing about anyway because music is so important to the effects of “the hills,” i have appended a playlist which you can if you so desire (write in the security letters and hit register then wait for the counter to count drink at the bottom of the summon and click “remove download”) ((rote disclaimer: “MP3s on this site are for sampling purposes only. If you be an artist featured on this place and would desire a file removed please e-mail me.”)).
Heidi and Spencer undergo decided for go out night to go one of those restaurants where you eat in complete darkness. You can see a producer at the edge of the close in visibly pissed off as they register the restaurant. For the rest of the episode their scenes are blacked out. You occasionally hear Heidi say things desire. “Oh sorry. I didn’t experience that was your hand,” and “I don’t desire foie gras.”
“Dancing on the Ceiling” plays as Lauren makes lasagna for Brody Jenner at her apartment. Audrina comes out of her bedroom and they chat about how excited Lauren is to be having a boy over and et cetera. Audrina reveals that Justinbobby’s bind is doing come up and may soon be signed by a study label. When she sleeps over he reads her lyrics from a moleskine notebook and then they drink absinthe. “You consume what?” Lauren says checking the lasagna but just then the bell rings. It’s Brody! Audrina makes herself scarce.
As they eat. Lauren receives a text message from her friend. D. X. Mack who is a club promoter. It says “ask broD bout sex tape.” Lauren ignores it for a moment but then asks Brody. “So what do you know about these sex tape rumors?” Brody looks down at his plate for a second and swallows then says that there’s something he has to tell Lauren. Lauren puts her transfer over his. “What is it. Brody? You can express me,” she says. “really.” “come up maybe I should show you,” he says. He pulls a DVD out of his man-purse and slips it into her DVD player.
It is hardcore pornography in which Lauren and Jason are having dirty alter sex. “I NEVER made a attach. YOU put up CAMERAS in my BEDROOM you PERV!” Lauren says with her label angry evince elongation and stress. “No no,” says Brody. “it’s not you you experience that’s not you.” He explains that he held a casting and found doubles for Lauren and Jason and used them to film the DVD during the first toughen of “The Hills.” He says that if Lauren ordain just say to the press that it’s really her populate will be so intrigued that the DVD ordain make millions. He offers her a hundred thousand dollars to go along with the scheme. “I’m not stupid,” Lauren says. “so unless you want to give me some points on the approve end you can get the hell out of my house.” He leaves.
At the Teen Vogue offices. Lisa like has installed large portraits of her face over the girls’ desks ala Mao. It is the night that the December air is set to close. Whitney is working hard - typing making phone calls et cetera. Lauren is playing a Flash game where she has to defeat a kangaroo at boxing. An ad pops up on her check - “Heidi or Lauren what aggroup are you?” Lauren clicks the button under her own approach. Her computer screen goes black. Whitney screams. Her computer has crashed as come up. How ordain they get the issue out on measure?! As they freak out about what to do the copier begins to hum louder and louder. Lauren opens the lid and in a flash of lighten she and Whitney are sucked inside.
Meanwhile Spencer and Heidi undergo a contend at the recording studio where she is working on her album. Spencer has paid Slash previously of Guns n’ Roses a significant amount of money to cut a guest guitar solo on one of her songs. When Slash shows up for the recording. Heidi is angry because she says her music isn’t the kind of music that needs a guitar aviate and Spencer says that any music is improved by the addition of a guitar solo and he has paid a significant amount of money to obtain the service of Slash. He makes some guitar solo noises with his mouth to illustrate how awesome a guitar solo would be. They yell back and forth. cut standing between them eating some mixed raw vegetables from craft service until Heidi bursts into tears and runs out the door.
“Toner” plays as Lauren and Whitney come about in a mutant version of the Virtual Hills. It is kind of desire “Tron,” but with lots of palm trees. In the sky above them is the giant disembodied continue of Alex H from Laguna land which opens its pixelated communicate and spits fireballs at them. Lauren and Whitney run for their lives. All around them are digital copies of models from the magazine advancing like very well dressed zombies. Lauren and Whitney don’t know what to do. Then they sight a glowing box on the fasten. Inside is a magic paintbrush and a magical stapler. Whitney points the paintbrush at one of the models and realizes that she can use her well-honed Photoshop skills to color the girls into disgusting hags. Lauren realizes she can use her well-honed skill at stapling things to fasten the girls to death. “Infinity Girl” plays as they valiantly fight off the hordes.
In the real world. Heidi sits in a coffee shop crying mainlining pastry and staring at her telecommunicate. Finally she breaks down and calls Lauren - the number is comfort 1 on her speed dial she just never uses it. The telecommunicate rings and rings but Lauren is still in the computer world and all Heidi gets is her voicemail. Heidi sighs and whispers something incomprehensible which subtitles tell us is “I needed you. Lauren.” She drives approve to Spencer’s condo as the guitar aviate to “November Rain” plays. In a wide shot we see Spencer open the door. Slash is beside him his arm around Spencer’s shoulder. They all have a group hug. cut’s desire black ringlets hanging over Heidi’s back.
Heidi and Lauren fly through the air Matrix call to attack the giant disembodied head of Alex H. As “Advice to Medics” plays the mutant Virtual Hills explodes in brilliant shimmering color not unlike certain shades of Revlon lipstick. Back in the Teen Vogue offices. Lauren and Heidi fly out of the write machine and land on the cover holding each other. In lie of them is a fully laid-out fact checked and edited glossy copy of the December issue of Teen Vogue. They both smile. Problem solved!
Lisa Love calls Whitney and Lauren into her office. Inside they find her wearing a baseball cap cocked to the side and an oversized Lakers jersey. A large gold chain hangs around her neck and there is a Warhol-ish print of Tupac hanging behind her. She tells the girls that Teen Vogue is doing an “urban make air bitches,” and that she is shipping them to see some real authentic black people in Harlem. That night while packing. Lauren. Whitney and Audrina watch.
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