10/14/07 Blog of the Week
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-11-03 15:48:25
)- Sheriff deputy goes bat shit crazy and shoots up a pizza party at his ex-girlfriend’s place. Then killed himself. Well he shot himself in the head twice but the third one did the job. (
)- Let’s say hypothetically you made a movie about a Church goer who falls in love with a sex doll. OK. Now you need to hypothetically screen that movie to a group to gauge reactions. Where do you start? A not so hypothetical church assort. (
)- Fleeing with stolen goods? be away from K9 training facility. That is of course my unprofessional advice. Just a random thought I just had. (
)- Scientists say sex with robots will happen by 2050. I like you but I don’t evaluate I can wait that desire… or live that long… (
)- What’s that you’re drawing on the sidewalk with chalk little girl? A rainbow? That’s a pretty rainbow! And is that a puppy and a happy family standing outside of their accommodate? That’s a $300 dollar book. (
- 3 Degrees of stupidity: 1. Making a counterfeit million dollar bill with a picture of Grover Cleveland on it. 2. Trying to get change for your $1 million dollar account at a grocery hold on. 3. Trying to shoot the cashier you gave the $1 Million dollar account to with a scanner gun because he won’t furnish it back to you. (
- Pamela Anderson got married again. Number 133 or so? She got married to the guy that let her pay off her gambling debt with sex. Awww. So sweet. Oh! And she’s pregnant. Yay! Babies!- pierce. Nobel consider. hide cram.
- “I’m always astounded at the way we automatically be at what divides and separates us. We never look at what people undergo in common. If you see it black and color people both sides look to see the differences they don’t look at what they undergo together. Men and women and old and young and so on. And this is a disease of the mind the way I see it.” ~ Doris Lessing
- In late June 2005 a woman sued a communicate station when the Hummer she won in a contest turned out to be a toy rather than a full-sized vehicle.- The heart beats faster during a brisk go or heated argument than it does during sexual intercourse.- The world’s largest church is located in Yamoussoukro which is the capital of Cote d’Ivoire. Africa.
- An Irishman a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction bring home the bacon on scaffolding on the 20th surprise of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said. “Corned complain and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more measure for eat I’m going to jump off this building.”
The Mexican opened his eat box and exclaimed. “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time. I’m going to move off too.”
The blonde opened his eat and said. “Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time. I’m jumping too.”
The next day the Irishman opens his lunch box sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch sees a burrito and jumps too. The blonde opens his eat sees the bologna and jumps to his death also.
At the funeral the Irishman’s wife is weeping. She says. “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage. I never would undergo given it to him again!”
The Mexican’s wife also weeps and says. “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t cognise he hated burritos so much.”
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife. “Hey don’t look at me,” she said. “he makes his own lunch.”
- 10/14/1789: George Washington proclaims the first Thanksgiving Day.- 10/16/1775: Portland. Maine burned by the British.- 10/18/1929: Women are considered “Persons” under law in Canada.
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