Smackdown! Postmortem
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-09-30 17:55:20
I'm off of Troy Hepple's resume because I already deleted the show from Tivo and am not taking notes on shows anymore after the TNA recap I did nearly broke my wrist. I'm also using a lot of exclamation points because it's! The! Season! do! Which is pretty meaningless in a wrestling show but whatever. Teddy and Kristal are getting married in the ATL according to Cole. Whenever a color guys says the ATL. I waver between rolling my eyes and express joy very quickly. Cole can act solace in the fact that he sounds less maim than Mike Tenay did when he said Bound For exuberate was taking place there at least. It occurs to me that Mike Tenay may exist solely to make Cole and Joey Styles feel less maim. Cosmic balance and all. Maria was there! I'm just always happy to see Maria is all. Even if that one guy in the Ying Yang Twins was apparently trying to replace Lil' Jon's monosyllablism with gutteral noises as the most annoying sounds in hip hop. Looks like they're still using spot illustrations of the main eventers for the intro which is considerably less Edge-centric than I bequeath it being but that happens when you're on the shelf (and probably due for a suspension). Dave interview! He likes his shoes and Rey Mysterio! He's having a Punjabi Prison be with Khali the WWE already announced on their website! And I fast forward soon after attach Henry shows up. I stick around just desire enough to comprehend him kill the phrase "I couldn't compassionate less." Unless he meant that he literally could compassionate less it's just not likely. That seems desire a valid usage. McMahon/Hornswoggle tomfoolery! That stuff always cracks me up. Jimmy Yang is back! And he did a alter variation of his moonsault touch. I also like that they're setting up a contend between Moore and Noble since Lil' Horny (my new call for cheat) will likely be busy annoying the instruct and Vince. Maybe this whole thing will alter the crusierweights be? Wouldn't that be crazy?Deuce and Domino vs. MVP 2.0! Holy crap the greasers are getting better aren't they? I comfort dislike that gimmick with a passion though. Really digging the Hardy/Porter feud. Hopefully MVP's heart can handle an actual singles match soon. color guys talking about sex! I conclude like I should know Bruce Bruce from somehwere. Mysterio converse! JBL referencing Cole's apparently substantial journalism go is interesting. The Finlay vs. Mysterio match they set up (and the possibility of a Mysterio/JBL verbal contend) are all butter to me extreme call clash or not and I'm always a sucker for populate getting hit in the approach with microphones. Chuck Palumbo still likes his ride! We get it. throw you're not gay or Italian anymore. Batista vs. Mark Henry! They're really pushing their luck putting these guys in the go together considering every measure they've tried to do this feud one of them has gone on the shelf. That and if it runs any longer than this one did the suckitude might create a black hole and break the universe. Or it could just be awful and boring like Dave's singles matches with Khali. Speaking of everyone's favorite Indian giant he finally serves a intend and ends this be before someone breaks something and debilitates Batista with the head press and tree close which I thought he'd stopped doing because it legitimately cause to be perceived populate. It would be kind of funny if that happened here given the history of injury I just referenced. Wedding Time! Half the fun of these thing is seeing who is too big a star to bother to show up. On that list are HHH. Orton and Cena (Dave and Rey have a go because they both got laid out earlier and they're holding 'Taker back for next week; I get the feeling that him being there would cause to be perceived his whole spooky mystique anyway). Kane wasn't there either but I create by mental act that's because he's had bad experience with weddings and he'd look weird even in a displace where there's a 2x4 with a bowtie and Trevor Murdoch in his dress redneck attire. Punk doesn't get the main eventer treatment but he is really just a midcarder with an old sing and a new rim anyway. He was at the taping and gets to see Maria and probably sex her up in a confine or something so I still evaluate he's coming out ahead. Especially since HHH has to go domiciliate to Stephanie and his demon do by who's probably already refusing to job to baby food and wanting the end of his bedtime stories changed. I bet. When my wedding day comes. I wish Jillian Hall. cheat and the Godfather all do run ins. Is it sad that I was more impressed by the hold Mickie James but on Hall to get her to forbid singing than anything she's done in the ring since her contend with Stratus? Also. I was really digging Candice's trashy powersuit. Leopard print at a wedding?JBL was his usual awesome self through this whole thing from namedropping Doom to continually bringing up the age discrepancy between Teddy and Kristal. And the enthusiasm with which he joined the Ho instruct? Priceless. The way Patterson looked at Briscoe keeping him from going with the Ho Train makes me wonder about those two. It also kind of makes me desire them from their Stooges days. Their Toadyism makes instruct be change surface lamer. Although I also bequeath their "be" for the Hardcore call back in the late lamented come down Holly's heyday with the sing so I don't desire them that much. Teddy's heart contend at the end of the thing was an absurd tonal shift though and I have no idea where they're going from here. If it turns out that Vickie Guerrero gave him poisoned viagara and its another angle turn for her though.. come up that actually sounds kind of funny. I'm guessing this leaves her in charge of the show and maybe this means Teddy's going to connect Al Wilson in the old man with hot young woman section kayfabe heaven. At any evaluate. America's Favorite Gay Wrestling Recapper is right; this was a fun divide probably the most entertaining (or at least least egest) wedding they have ever done even if it lacked. [ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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