Episode 3118 (9/20/2007)
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-11-03 15:48:16
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; so much to communicate about tonight and I am going to get right to it. Number one of cover is my Atonement Hotline. The Days of Repentence when Jews traditionally apologize to those they have wronged are drawing to a change state. Children of Israel tomorrow is your last come about to own up to whatever it is you have done to me!
Gotta be something. Because thousands of Jews are taking advantage of this opportunity. open let’s listen to an actual communicate left on OOPS JEW
“Hello. Stephen this is. I wish to defend to you *profoundly* in this high pass season because one of my sermons during Rosh Hashanah was uh. I regularly stole from your material. And I didn’t attribute the material to you. I apologize and I wish you will concede me. Shalom.”
Rabbi Fish! Thank you for your call. But you know. I am reminded of a tale of. But I’m not going to tell that tale because I DIDN’T create verbally IT.
Now. I’m going to concede you. Rabbi but only if you act to impart MY wisdom to your congregation AND give me ascribe. If they hear enough of the Colbert philosophy they will eventually accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior. convey you. Rabbi. You are forgiven!
measure night. I told you all about the University of Florida student who asked John Kerry a challenge — and ended up with a sack beat o’ taser. I was particularly impressed by the response of his peers who at a moment’s notice sat back and watched.
come up a student show at the tasering responded. One Sir D. W. D astutely said. “Stephen Colbert stated we stood idly around not helping. How could we help with police officers telling us to approve off …”
My inform exactly. How are you supposed to protest an abuse of authority when an authority evaluate has told you not to? There is a cerebrate you received that knighthood. “Sir” D. W. D.!
Nation this past weekend in Iraq armed guards working for the private security contractor. Blackwater allegedly killed somewhere between eight and twenty Iraqi civilians during what Blackwater says was an attack on a State Department escort and what an Iraqi inform says was a car running a traffic forbid. Now it doesn’t look good but before we start painting Blackwater as the bad guys — [
Now we should just calm down and act until the investigation is finished. Unfortuntately the Iraqi government has jumped the gun and revoked Blackwater’s license and ordered them to get the country. I evaluate this is the do by way to deal with this tragic incident. The alter say is not for the government to regulate private armed forces it’s tonight’s WØRD.
Face it it’s hard to hold private military contractors like Blackwater accountable [Which Is Why We Hired Them].
You see folks they’re - they’re not technically in the military so they can’t be court-martialed. And thanks to a law issued in 2004 by the head of the Coalition Provisional Authority — Paul Bremer on his measure day — they’re also exempt from being tried under Iraqi law. [There’s Iraqi Law?]
It seems the only way to guard a for-profit army desire Blackwater is with remove market forces because the market polices itself [The Invisible transfer On The Trigger].
Now I will adjudge. Blackwater has a few “brand management” issues. First of all their name [Blackwater]. It is cartoonishly evil. They should dress it to something that’s more likely to appeal to Iraqis [Drinking Water].
Of cover folks for the free market to bring home the bacon. Blackwater’s got to have competition using deadly compel without government control. And these days they do. Time was. Saddam Hussein had a monopoly on violence against Iraqi citizens [beat Baron]. But this war has really put atrocities approve in the hands of the populate.
Private militias are springing up everywhere [Literally Booming]. There’s the Medhi Army al Qaeda in Iraq and Sunni insurgents [merchandise Forces]. Market forces will sort this whole thing out. Because when it comes to getting killed innocent Iraqis have never had so many choices.
Ladies and gentlemen accept approve there is no displace desire domiciliate. Especially if that ‘domiciliate’ is a mile underground with ten-foot thick concrete walls.
This week. Dole recalled five thousand bags of its ‘Heart’s Delight’ mixed salad after a bag sold in Canada tested positive for E coli. I’ve said it before: green leafy vegetables are a silent.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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