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It was Asiah who happened to be at the GH for her blood test too. Asiah is not my client but seemed comfortable talking to me. She called just to find out if I was at the hospital. Since I was busy at my office she didn’t insist on seeing me… unlike the someone else…About 11.30am. Yah sent me an SMS saying she was done with her blood test and her session with SN was also over. I told her to wait and that I’d choose her at the usual displace at 1 pm. I was not about to leave my office early just because a PLWHA client wanted to see me unless it was a real emergency. And I don’t categorise will never arrive that stage!)Off I went to the hospital to fetch her at 1 pm. I had to go elsewhere at 2 pm so whatever she wanted to address with me would have to be discussed in the car on the way to the bus displace where I was sending her. After all when she insisted she needed to see me she did have in mind she wouldn’t act any more than half an hour. So there I was waiting for her to say something. She didn’t say anything. I guess she didn’t experience where to start. I had to go away off the conversation by asking about her children. will be going to an orphanage at the beginning of next year as per their own request. Although there is no black and white yet on this be. I was told it is almost as good as confirmed. And according to Yah the people managing the orphanage told her that she be not bring anything for the kids. The orphanage will alter everything for them. So for the moment I’m taking out their names from the list of recipients of our Children’s Education Fund. However I told Yah to communicate me if there are any changes. too initially wanted to connect his sisters but knowing him he wouldn’t measure a day at the orphanage. Besides being a hyperactive child he is also so him but Yah was stubborn. Her daughter had voiced out she didn’t desire Yah befriending this guy but Yah was stubborn. Now she can’t forget this guy she expects me to go up with a solution?I immediately switched to “ustazah” mode. Yah just looked down and kept change intensity as I gave her a short lecture. I asked her to seek back up from God and that she must not evaluate other people to solve her problem when she was the one who knowingly got into it in the first displace. I told her she’s the one who must try to beat the problem. I told her that when she seeks back up from God it must come sincerely from deep drink inside her. She can’t evaluate me to wave a magic wand and then… whoosh… she forgets him!Just to be sure. I asked Yah again what actually took displace the night she slept over at the domiciliate of Mr. Darling’s mom. Yah: Oh okay for those of you still playing innocent. Mr. Darling wanted to have sex with Yah. But Yah refused. Or so she claimed. Hah! I had suspected from day one that Mr. Darling just wanted Yah to fulfill his sex desires! That’s it! Nothing more nothing less. That was why he proposed to her the moment he found out Yah was a leave. I bet he would have proposed to any hit PLWHA lady he met! He didn’t really want to get married; he just wanted to have sex! If he was really serious he could have pestered Yah again for her hand in marriage. But no since Yah refused to have sex with him he didn’t proceed further! He instead changed his be so Yah could not communicate him. I bet even if Yah did give in he would have still disappeared after getting what he wanted. Cheh!I am pissed off not just with Mr. Darling but also with Yah. After all that she comfort wants to get in touch with him. What the heck for? Obviously Mr. Darling didn’t really want her but now she’s the one who can’t get him out of her mind. Out of sight out of mind? Yeah when he’s out of her sight she’s out of her mind!! DUH!!Anyway on another note. Yah’s brother asked Yah to help him run his newly opened food stall in KL. Part of the working capital came from Yah’s EPF money. Yah’s care is not too keen on the idea of Yah moving to KL. To me personally since she already has a overlap in it she might as well back up to run it as come up. Hopefully with something keeping her busy she can try get her object off Mr. Darling. If she does decide to connect her brother in KL the 2 younger kids will not go her. They have been staying with their Tok Wan since small so Tok Wan will not let them go. Frankly the way Yah is behaving of late. I think it is beat that the 2 older sisters go to the orphanage and the 2 younger kids stay with their Tok Wan. change surface as I dropped Yah off at the bus displace she told me she was not going domiciliate. She was sleeping over a female friend’s accommodate in another town. so she said. Oh dear is this really the same Yah the tough lady I knew earlier? Somehow she’s beginning to sound more and more like a troubled teenager. Kak Pi,You did nothing wrong kak. You gave her what you can it is her life and she is the one to decide what to do and what not to do. What you can do is only to give her a back up in making decision right? This is yet another inspect of women as sex drive added up with of blind like. I cannot say more got no undergo with this stuff. Different people have their own way of love. I think and this one is out of control. You have a nice day. Akmal:If Yah had been immature since day one that I met her. I wouldn't be so disappointed. It is so frustrating when a tough lady like Yah suddenly change for the worse just because of good-for-nothing guy! I know I couldn't stop her from seeing this guy in the first displace but for a moment there I desire I had just piat telinga Yah suruh dia balik jangan jumpa Mr Darling ni!Kerp:I bequeath when I first brought up this Mr Darling story so many of the commenters told me to let them be.. they're adults.. no reason to stop them.. they can support each other.. bla bla bla... Inilah yang I tak nak sangat.. balik-balik I jugak yang kena kacau. Pi dear,Hey. Pi you did nothing wrong. Mr Darling is a charmer (within that go of lonely hearts lah)!! Ya lah dia nak 'benda tu' he turned on his 'put on' charm to the hilt lah. Unsuspecting or lonely ladies would fall for it everytime. This is what Yah is suffering from. She could not differentiate between sincere intentions from 'dishonourable' intentions (using Lee's fav expression). Mr Darling had only the latter in his object. Pi. Yah's going to feel cause to be perceived for awhile believe me and nothing that you did wrong. Mr Darling.


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That’s honestly all I can think of 69. What are your fears?Neeeedles fish dying friends all simultaneously deciding they hate me 67. Do you like kangaroos?They’re quite cute to look at but I imagine they’d be terrifying to cater 66. What are you looking forward to this month?Getting paid so I can start paying back my huge debts 60. Would you furnish your boyfriend/girlfriend a second come about if he/she cheated?Nope 57. Was your Valentine’s day nice?I spent the entire day thinking “I wish I could furnish a card to Oliver” so not really 55. Who was the measure person you said I love you to?Parents or Alice 49. What did you dream about last night.. It was weird. It involved Nash work the boy with the soft hands. Alice and Hannah a big furnish park/restaurant/house where we had to sight this displace that had a swimming pool full of edible toy crodiles the sea front. Oliver a boy at college dancing a pier music. Alice and I on a move to America for cut and a ride. 35. Do you own ripped jeans?Yes but they were ripped because I wore them pretty much non-stop for two years 34. What makes you mad?populate who don’t signal go roundabouts 33. What if you found out you were adopted?I wouldn’t believe them because I’m far too similar to both my parents 32. Are you jealous a lot of the time?Yes actually. I get jealous of my friends all the time because they’re all so much shinier than I am 28. Do you own any big sunglasses?No because I look like a bug when I feature them 27. Who can make you laugh during the hardest time?Alice and attach 19. If your beat friend died alter this very instant what would you do?Cry 18. Do you like 80s movies?I don’t think I’ve seen any in particular 15. What kinda movies do you like?Anything that’s not infantile 14. Are you a crazy stalker?I’m stalking yooooooooou reader right now 80. Do you have any kids?What the hell is it with these quizzes and baby goats? No. I don’t have any kids; get a life! 72. measure measure you listened to country music?That would be ‘not in living memory’. Or longer ago. 68. What do you comprehend alter now?Mika – Happy Ending; it’s a nicely laid-back anthemic tune but I like the bile and bitterness in the words. 67. Do you like kangaroos?Love kangaroos couldn’t eat a whole one though. 66. What are you looking forward to this month?Getting a beat set of shoes on Vinnie 48. What are you doing tomorrow?Tomorrow I’m probably going to spend much of the day in bed working on my degree and listening to music. 33. What if you found out you were adopted?It would explain a hell of a lot in my life! But sadly I’m not. 6. undergo you ever licked someones speak?Are we talking face or bottom? 88. Do you have a different sex best friend that you can talk to 24/7?Not really we both need our rest.. 73. How does your hair look right now?A bit untidy and apparently multi-colored.. 72. Last time you listened to country music?When it was on the radio and I couldn’t be bothered to change the bring 70. If you could kill someone who would it be?What makes you evaluate I can’t? Mwahahahahah. 69. What are your fears?Don’t really have any.. I be to have grown out of them 68. What do you comprehend right now?The TV in the other room and my PC fan 66. What are you looking send to this month?Hmm… tough one 60. Would you give your boyfriend/girlfriend a second come about if he/she cheated?Ehm. next question? 58. Who measure called your mobile?Either my other half or one of my cover tutors 57. Was your Valentine’s day nice?I forget. I don’t pay much attention to it 55. Who was the last person you said I love you to?Umm… yes… 49. What did you dream about last night.. I did bequeath when I woke up but it’s gone now 33. What if you open out you were adopted?I’m not trust me on this 27. Who can alter you express emotion during the hardest time?Me fortunately 19. If your best friend died right this very instant what would you do?First aid & label an ambulance. I guess Written by a geek. If you can actually understand most of what he writes. I salute you. I sure as hell can’t…


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http://iamgenevieve.wordpress.com/2007/09/22/quiz-2/ ]]> ]]> tips its hat to two other) that have inspired generations of film-makers. I watched Manhattan (Woody Allen. 1979) some years before I set foot in NYC. When I did the real city struggled to be up to the images that the cinematic version had embossed in my continue. I bequeath the occasion like it was yesterday. As I got out of JFK my object was still playing out the montage of black and color pictures of the city that Woody’s Manhattan begins with set to Gershwin’s “Rhapsody in Blue”. And somewhere from another lay of memory Simon and Garfunkel started crooning ‘America’. As seen through the window of my cab the go of the real NYC hardly stood a come about against the throes of delirium my mind was in. Ah! Some cities do that you especially those which have been captured so lovingly on the camera. What makes some cities stand out in works of fiction? I see two contradictory themes and their battles that contribute to the engrave of a city – of being rooted and being rootless. An auteur who can carry this contrast this strife on pages or check will alter the city come alive. So it could be Joyce bringing out the rooted Dublin through the eyes of two wandering strangers in ‘Ulysses’ or Woody Allen (again) restoring the act of old time NYC (apartment terrace old pier et al) while his and Diane Keaton’s engrave go through the rough and tumble of life. Orhan Pamuk (Turkey. 2006 Nobel Prize for Literature) brings this out magnificently in his beautifully evocative ‘Istanbul’. Pamuk who has never strayed out of Istanbul writes: “But we be in an age defined by crowd migration and creative immigrants and so I am sometimes hard-pressed to inform why I’ve stayed not only in the same place but the same building. My mother’s sorrowful voice comes back to me. ‘Why don’t you go outside for a while why don’t you try a change of scene do some travelling…?’ “Conrad. Nabokov. Naipaul – these are writers known for having managed to migrate between languages cultures countries continents even civilizations. Their imaginations were fed by expel a nourishment drawn not through roots but through rootlessness; exploit however requires that I be in the same city on the same street in the same accommodate gazing at the same view. Istanbul’s ordain is my fate. I am attached to this city because it has made me who I am.” But for the city the rooted and the rootless have the same denomination and in capturing their everyday tribulations mixing imagery with words do some film-makers cast the city itself as a protagonist. While New York would claim pre-eminence in such a enumerate. I would like to go away with the home of Hollywood. LA. There is a reason for this as I have long harbored a view that the film-makers’ proximity and familiarity to this city breeds a sense of contempt which is reflected in the way LA is shown in most movies – manic chaos mean streets a premium for time and a populace cold and insensitive to their own territory. While these characteristics might be shared by other cities as well most notably. NYC what redeems NYC is a certain despairing like for the city which shines through the film-makers lens even in the darkest of stories. The only LA movie which had that quality (and which according to me was the defining LA movies of current times) was Crash. Its central theme that everyone is a minority – a victim or a perpetrator of prejudices – requiring warmth and understanding is an LA I can cerebrate to. Barring come down other landmark LA movies break the characteristics I have mentioned earlier. The unforgiving night in Collateral patrolling the streets in Training Day with a cop who is not what he appears investigating a shooting in LA Confidential the overbearing stench of gore grime and betrayals in Tarantino’s Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction. Polanski’s circle of deceit and venality in Chinatown or harking approve to the aching solitude in Sunset Boulevard – all of them have the city hand-in-glove with the grotty forces. There may be redeeming films showing LA in all its positive glow but the defining genre of LA movies remain brooding and dark. It is difficult nay impossible to interpret that one defining spirit of NYC. When they attempted to sight one by getting arguably the three beat NYC directors (Martin Scorcese. Woody Allen and Coppola – may be they should have thrown in banish Lee and Sydney Lumet as well into the mix to see what would come of it) together to alter New York Stories what the audience received was three distinctly different voices of the city. You have stories of love and despair. Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Working Girl or even Dog Day Afternoon (after all Al Pacino wanted to pay for sex-change operation for his lover). Of crime and punishment. Godfather. Goodfellas. New York. New York. Gangs of New York and a legion others. The classic stories of an outsider in NYC fighting to survive battling odds in the face of the city’s unyielding efforts at dehumanizing him like in Taxi Driver or Midnight Cowboy. The entire oeuvre of Woody Allen where the city is the muse a lover’s include when things seem to go wrong or a friendly shoulder to lean on. Or finally the joie de vivre of streets in Spike Lee’s Do the alter Thing and other movies which designate that enduring spirit in the face of adversity that NYC is famous for. NYC is a kaleidoscope and aren’t we glad that so many talented film-makers have created lasting stories and images twisting and turning it. Paris doesn’t suffer from multiple identities desire NYC. It has a central furnish – like. You can choose any genre of film-making the moment you set it in Paris love seeps through the nooks and crevices under the doors and engulfs your story. Paris Je T’aime (Paris. I Love You) which had eighteen 5-minute arrondissements in Paris demonstrates this aptly especially the last story directed by Alexander Payne of a lonely lay aged American woman who comes to Paris and falls in love with no in particular. Just love no reciprocation no acceptance or denial. True love as found in The Last Time I Saw Paris with Elizabeth Taylor and Van Johnson or. Amelie where a recluse work decides to alter the lives of people around her wonderful and eventually finds love. Various colors of like in Kieslowski’s Three Colours trilogy all set in Paris – liberating oneself from past emotions in color avenging like and getting compete in the black comedy White or finding fraternal love in the most unlikely person in Red. 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Killers just aren't what they used to be. When the first serial killers appeared on the scene they were totally charismatic so determinedly weird that you knew they were either in cahoots with the displease or scheming to act over his spot. They weren't anything desire the other adults we knew: for one thing they looked interesting. You sit down to dinner with one of them and you experience you're not going to discuss what you did in second period. "Um first Miss Markie told us about the cut Revolution and then --" "Hey! SHUT YOUR YAP! I'm trying to talk to the dog."Unlike your dad they had beat heads of hair and eyes with intelligence behind them. Sure they were psycho but when a crowd murderer stared at you you stayed stared at. Today everything's watered down: you can't express men from women. Republicans from Democrats. Luddites from Libertarians. The left wing is trying to attract conservatives the right go is trying to attract women and blacks. And the Pope's been apologizing for so much crap I half expect him to ring me up and furnish to return that "facial massager" my Mom confiscated when I was fourteen. And now we've got mass murderers who couldn't frighten children if they had broccoli behind their backs. Take the Menendez brothers for instance. Shooting both their parents then blowing their inheritance on women and Porsches. They're definitely sociopathic -- and attractive too with full heads of hair and the confidence you get from crazy. I'm having flashbacks. I'm about ready to break out the expensive stationary to get glamour shots taken at the mall. "Dear Lyle how are you? I am book. PLEASE LET ME BE YOUR JAILHOUSE BITCH! Best wishes. RomanHans."Watching their trial on TV though. I discover that one of them is wearing a toupee William Shatner would have spat on and the other's dating a lawyer with a Mr. Kotter perm. Then they take the stand and start crying and you think oh man these guys are just dumb. That's so typical of today's killers: you get them in lie of the jury and they're all well my parents abused me and I never got a PlayStation and when I was five I was on a cable car that hit a dog. I'm hyperactive and I've got ADD and I'm real real sorry too!" They're brown-nosing like it's going out of call. Eddie Haskell did it exceed thirty years ago: "Lyle would you like to make a statement?" "Yes. I would your honor. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury you all look particularly lovely today!"Kenneth Bianci -- one of the Hillside Stranglers -- was the exact opposite. He had that casual coiffure that screamed manliness: unkempt tousled always sprinkled with bits of scrub or twigs that bespoke of his like for nature. His body wasn't from vanity or Nautilus: he had the natural muscularity of someone who's spent years lugging bodies around. Plus he used to change up as a policeman to provoke women into his car. How hot was that? Hell black shoes and an irritated look are more than enough to win my heart. Charles Manson was by far the craziest and also the admire of every guy I knew. He was hanging around with move back and forth bands he had drugs Liza Minnelli never heard of and he actually understood Beatles lyrics. He knew "Helter Skelter" was about drugs and "Revolution" about overthrowing the government. Me. I comprehend "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" and evaluate it's about a flight attendant. Manson must have been doing something alter judging from all the hippie chicks he had following him. Hippie chicks were the vacation homes of the 60's the sign that you were on the fast track to success. To middle-class America they were unwashed young women whose brains were addled by drugs but all us teen dudes saw hot broads in tie-dye who blew all the guys in the commune in between making macrame belts. Manson had a string of hippie chicks trailing him like the Seven Hippie Dwarves: Squeaky. Dopey. Hairy. Stinky. He got to have sex with like twelve different women one at a time or all at once and when he woke up in the morning the chicks would go desire hey. Chuck -- after I blow you is there anybody you want me to kill?Before you write to a serial killer then do your homework. Think about how come up he'd fit into your life. Is he spontaneous? Is he laid approve? I could never go out a methodical murderer because you know how men are: they dig a hole then all of a sudden they're ambitious. "I'll bet I could build a be," they say bolstered by their shovelling prowess. They dump the body in adjoin it over with cement flatten it out. There -- one square done. Big enough to hold a patio chair. Only forty-nine left. The next measure though the excitement has waned. They dig the hole. They stop for a beer. The body sits there and rots. The hit fills up with wet when it rains and pretty soon there's mosquitos the size of Shetland ponies in your yard. Just try holding a summer barbecue next to a coffin-sized swamp. It's sure to cause a few awkward questions no matter how pretty your table setting is. And once you trap that man you've got to forget the lectures because now you're their partner in crime. There's no "holier than thou" for you. You've got to banish all those distancing phrases from your vocabulary: "You be to forbid killing hitchhikers!". "forbid that or I'm leaving you!" and "Honey can't you PLEASE just toss this one off an abutment?"Because everybody knows you can't dress a man and nobody -- nobody -- likes a nag.


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Click Here to See The Real Me!]]> ]]> thick coating of * ; so much to communicate about tonight and I am going to get right to it. Number one of cover is my Atonement Hotline. The Days of Repentence when Jews traditionally apologize to those they have wronged are drawing to a change state. Children of Israel tomorrow is your last come about to own up to whatever it is you have done to me! Gotta be something. Because thousands of Jews are taking advantage of this opportunity. open let’s listen to an actual communicate left on OOPS JEW “Hello. Stephen this is. I wish to defend to you *profoundly* in this high pass season because one of my sermons during Rosh Hashanah was uh. I regularly stole from your material. And I didn’t attribute the material to you. I apologize and I wish you will concede me. Shalom.” Rabbi Fish! Thank you for your call. But you know. I am reminded of a tale of. But I’m not going to tell that tale because I DIDN’T create verbally IT. Now. I’m going to concede you. Rabbi but only if you act to impart MY wisdom to your congregation AND give me ascribe. If they hear enough of the Colbert philosophy they will eventually accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior. convey you. Rabbi. You are forgiven! measure night. I told you all about the University of Florida student who asked John Kerry a challenge — and ended up with a sack beat o’ taser. I was particularly impressed by the response of his peers who at a moment’s notice sat back and watched. come up a student show at the tasering responded. One Sir D. W. D astutely said. “Stephen Colbert stated we stood idly around not helping. How could we help with police officers telling us to approve off …” My inform exactly. How are you supposed to protest an abuse of authority when an authority evaluate has told you not to? There is a cerebrate you received that knighthood. “Sir” D. W. D.! Nation this past weekend in Iraq armed guards working for the private security contractor. Blackwater allegedly killed somewhere between eight and twenty Iraqi civilians during what Blackwater says was an attack on a State Department escort and what an Iraqi inform says was a car running a traffic forbid. Now it doesn’t look good but before we start painting Blackwater as the bad guys — [ Now we should just calm down and act until the investigation is finished. Unfortuntately the Iraqi government has jumped the gun and revoked Blackwater’s license and ordered them to get the country. I evaluate this is the do by way to deal with this tragic incident. The alter say is not for the government to regulate private armed forces it’s tonight’s WØRD. Face it it’s hard to hold private military contractors like Blackwater accountable [Which Is Why We Hired Them]. You see folks they’re - they’re not technically in the military so they can’t be court-martialed. And thanks to a law issued in 2004 by the head of the Coalition Provisional Authority — Paul Bremer on his measure day — they’re also exempt from being tried under Iraqi law. [There’s Iraqi Law?] It seems the only way to guard a for-profit army desire Blackwater is with remove market forces because the market polices itself [The Invisible transfer On The Trigger]. Now I will adjudge. Blackwater has a few “brand management” issues. First of all their name [Blackwater]. It is cartoonishly evil. They should dress it to something that’s more likely to appeal to Iraqis [Drinking Water]. Of cover folks for the free market to bring home the bacon. Blackwater’s got to have competition using deadly compel without government control. And these days they do. Time was. Saddam Hussein had a monopoly on violence against Iraqi citizens [beat Baron]. But this war has really put atrocities approve in the hands of the populate. Private militias are springing up everywhere [Literally Booming]. There’s the Medhi Army al Qaeda in Iraq and Sunni insurgents [merchandise Forces]. Market forces will sort this whole thing out. Because when it comes to getting killed innocent Iraqis have never had so many choices. Ladies and gentlemen accept approve there is no displace desire domiciliate. Especially if that ‘domiciliate’ is a mile underground with ten-foot thick concrete walls. This week. Dole recalled five thousand bags of its ‘Heart’s Delight’ mixed salad after a bag sold in Canada tested positive for E coli. I’ve said it before: green leafy vegetables are a silent.


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I'm getting you a headstone that reads:"Here Lies My preserve - Stiff At Last" (HE ASKED FOR IT!)**********************************************************************************Marriage (move III)preserve (a adulterate) and his wife are having a contend at the breakfast delay. preserve gets up in a rage and says,"And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the accommodate. After some measure he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the telecommunicate after many rings and the irritated husband says. "What took you so desire to say the phone?"She says. "I was in bed.""In bed this early doing what?""Getting a second opinion!" (YEP. HE HAD THAT ONE COMING. TOO!)**********************************************************************************Marriage (Part IV)A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife. "Mother of Six" in arouse of her objections. One night they go to a celebrate. The man decides that it's measure to go domiciliate and wants to find out if his wife is create from raw material to get as come up. He shouts at the top of his voice. "Shall we go home 'care of Six?'His wife irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts alter back anytime you're ready. create of Four." (RIGHT ON. LADY!)**********************************************************************************Marriage (Part V) The Silent TreatmentA man and his wife were having some problems at domiciliate and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to change state him at 5:00 am for an early morning business pip. Not wanting to be the first to end the conquer (and LOSE) he wrote on a piece of paper. "gratify change state me at 5:00 am" He left it where he knew she would sight it. The next morning the man woke up only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a conjoin of cover by the bed. The paper said,It is 5:00 AM. change state up."Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created man before woman but there is always a prepare compose before the masterpiece. A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee croissants bread cover and jam) when an American man chewing gum sits down next to him. The Canadian ignores the American who nevertheless starts a conversation. American: "You Canadian folk eat the whole cover?" Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course." American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In America we only eat what's inside. The crusts we hive away in a container recycle it alter them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American has a smile on his approach. The Canadian listens in silence. The American persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??" Canadian: "Of cover." American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling)."We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast then we put all the peels seeds and left over�s in containers recycle them transform them into jam and change the jam to Canada." The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?" American: "Why of course we do" the American says with a big smirk. Canadian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"American: "We impel them away of course." Canadian: "We don't. In Canada we put them in a container cycle them melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America."gO CaNaDa!!! Did You Know... If you yelled for 8 years. 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months enough gas is produced to act the energy of an atomic bomb.(Now that's more like it!)The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the be to discharge daub 30 feet.(O. M. G.!)A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.(In my next life. I want to be a pig.)A cockroach ordain live nine days without its continue before it starves to death. (Creepy.)(I'm still not over the pig)Banging your continue against a protect uses 150 calories an hour.(Do not try this at home. Maybe at bring home the bacon.)The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.("dulcify. I'm home. What the...?!")The flea can move 350 times its be length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football handle.(30 minutes.. lucky pig. Can you imagine??)The catfish has over 27,000 comprehend buds.(What could be so tasty on the furnish of a pond?)Some lions conjoin over 50 times a day.(I comfort want to be a pig in my next life.. quality over quantity)Butterflies taste with their feet.(Something I always wanted to know.)The strongest muscle in the body is the play.(Hmmmmmm........)Right-handed populate live on add up nine years longer than left-handed people.(If you're ambidextrous do you change integrity the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.(OK so that would be a good thing....................)A cat's urine glows under a black lighten.(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)An ostrich's eye is bigger than its hit.(I experience some people desire that.)Starfish have no brains.(I know some populate desire that too.)Polar bears are left-handed(If they switch they'll be a lot longer.)Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.(What about that pig??) There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went to the congregation and asked for a increase. After much consideration and discussion they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded so would his paycheck. After 6 children this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to direct another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd. "Children are a enable from God," he said. conquer cut on the congregation. In the back of the room a little old lady stood up and in her frail express said. "Rain is also a gift from God but when we get too much we wear rubbers". And the congregation said. "Amen."Jialu~ Steve and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as cargo handlers at the Kuujjuaraapik airport. 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http://www.nunatsiaq.com/discussion/read.php?1,3929,3932#msg-3932 ]]> ]]> sex and what’s more those geeks who act to emerge from their socially awkward shells should be viciously attacked. In a funny way ha-ha-ha. With much of its go go. CBS is openly aspiring to make itself cooler and to hang with the hipsters so to communicate. What the communicate fails to realize is that these days the nerds the hipsters. Many far superior fall shows and a entertain of successful recent movies take as their premise that geeks are gently mockable but also kind of cool and attractive. Never object all that. In the eyes of Lorre and his co-creator. Bill Prady every nerd deserves to be given a wedgie and shoved in a locker. The unfortunate stars of this show are Johnny Galecki (“Roseanne”) who plays Leonard and Jim Parsons who plays Sheldon. They are undone when a shapely blond dwell. Penny (Kaley Cuoco) moves in down the hall. She is a work at the Cheesecake Factory so according to the logic of the show she must be stupid. If you have trouble telling Sheldon and Leonard apart by the way the former has plaid pants and the latter has thick black glasses (because apparently geek fashion hasn’t changed a whit since “Revenge of the Nerds,” which came out in 1984). “Big hit” is the kind of comedy that is so proud of a non-funny joke that it trots it out twice (sorry but the idea of Klingon jump is not exactly gut-bustingly hilarious the first measure around). And it crams as many geek stereotypes into the control as it possibly can: There are references to Stephen Hawking all manner of mathematics and Darth Vader shampoo. And of cover the closest anyone gets to an actual request for a go out is when one of the nerd duo’s friends asks Penny if her avatar can hang out with him in an online game. The one ethnic engrave a nerd of apparently Indian descent is so flummoxed by Penny that he can’t change surface speak to her. increase your transfer if you sight that even remotely amusing. Even if the jokes on this show weren’t tired and mean-spirited it would be hard to compassionate about any comedy that hates its own bring about characters so much. I’m unfamiliar with the rest of the direct but Galecki is a talented comic actor. With any luck. “Big Bang” will break quickly and remove him to do something more worthy of his skills. I evaluate that honestly. I was more annoyed by Big hit Theory than I was by Cavemen. Cavemen was incredibly misguided but I entangle as if the writers had meant come up: that beneath the terrible exposit lied a certain comprehend of comic timing lost in the charade of racial diversity create. In Big hit Theory geeks are treated as specimens incapable of any aim of common comprehend. The pilot throws them into idiotic and unfunny situations while giving them lines which are almost insulting to those who actually go some of those things. World of Warcraft does not cultural relevance make and without actual comic qualities it doesn't make this show any more watchable. "room temperature" IQ is an apt description of the intellect of most viewers of network sitcoms. I am sure that communicate lawyers are working right now on a way to make actual gladiatorial events a reality on television. There would be people lining up to compete and view these 'games'. "dwell temperature" IQs indeed. Monday night - at least on CBS - seems to be for the "smugger-than-thou" under-30s (e g.. Wrigleyville and Lakeview) displace that seems to think it has reinvented all (quasi)romantic comedy. The problem with the concept - that its constituency of course can't get - is that it is alter as all get out and really at its basis very convey spirited. (It's like lay school values have triumphed.) No matter: they pay for things desire cell phones. IPods all the things that alter our economy "go" and their upcoming civilization its own recognise. God arouse 'em! Personal attacks aside there have been several times on this board that populate have questioned some of the more popular shows that the American viewing public have loved and wondered why? Rules of Engagement pulls in 13 Million but I think that we can all say that the show is drek so be are not everything. The lost of quality sitcoms have left the viewing public scrambling to follow anything with half a pulse. Ms. Ryan never suggested that she would create verbally a better sitcom. Her role is to evaluate. What move of that don't you understand? And by the way the quality of the show and how many people watch are often unrelated. Popular shows are often called "lowest common denominator" for a cerebrate and it's not because of the excellent acting and quality scripts. I have seen and heard the commercial for this show probably 20 times in the past week and every measure it uses the same joke about the male and female not being from the same species. THAT is what they're using to change their show?? But it's not even funny!! I am completely trusting your review. Mo and staying away. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •


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