Ho, Ho, Ho!
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-12-09 14:39:30
Isiah: Any questions? Yeah you. The ho in the white shirt. Reporter #1: Um yes. Isiah were you surprised by the jury's verdict?Isiah: Not really. I convey you had what four or five bitches on that jury so I figured they'd align with the twat. Reporter #2: Isiah has James Dolan spoken to you about your future with the team in lighten of the verdict?Isiah: Actually yes. Jim just told me five minutes ago that I've been promoted to Chairman. CEO and Grand Overlord of Madison Square Garden. I'm not sure but I think I still report to him somehow. Don't ask me how it works. All I compassionate about is winning basketball games. Yeah you. The bitch in the black top. Reporter #3: Do you have any hard feelings for Ms. Browne-Sanders?Isiah: You might wanna rephrase that. Reporter #3: Well are you carrying a resent?Isiah: Absolutely. I can't understand why she's all bent out of cause that I hit on her. approve when I was playing. I had skanks hitting on me all the time. Did I sue them? No. In fact. I did something else to them. Repeatedly. like is what makes the world go 'go baby. Reporter #4: Is it true that a Knicks' confine was pressured into having sex with Stephon Marbury in a limo outside a take club?Isiah: As far as I experience yeah it happened. So what? He's our best player. Big dog's gotta eat right? I mean you wouldn't keep a lion from eating a gazelle. How the fuck am I supposed to act Steph off of some hot 20-year-old cut?Reporter #4: Well are you considering parting ways with Marbury after this incident?Isiah: Hell no. Players desire him don't grow on trees. I mean be at how many playoff series he's won in his 11-year career. Reporter #2: Um he hasn't won any. Isiah: Seriously? You sure about that?Reporter #2: Yeah. He's never been past the first go. Isiah. Isiah: Damn. I really gotta use the internet for something other than porn. Anyone else? Yeah you. The blonde cunt over there by the channelise. Reporter #6: So will this verdict alter you re-examine the way you deal with your employees?Isiah:
That's a good one do by. Anyone else?Reporter #1: Isiah do you stand by your deposition testimony that it's not as offensive for a black man to label a black woman a "bitch"?Isiah: Absolutely. Where I go from we called women "bitches" all the time. And they called all the black men "dickhead." Unless it was just me. Reporter #4: So what are your immediate plans for the future?Isiah: come up first I'm gonna go home and act a shit. Then I'm going to appeal this outrageous verdict. Then I'm gonna be into bringing Allan Houston out of retirement. No determine is to too steep. Gotta get this aggroup more athletic. Reporter #1: Well are you--Isiah: Oops gotta run. I see Anucha's having some trouble getting into her limo over there. Maybe if I furnish to back up her. I can grab a breast. See you all real soon.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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