Men strike back! Ha ha...
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-12-09 14:42:52
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Do you think we really need men in our lives in the first place?
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I had never experienced these things until I moved to San Diego from the Los Angeles area. There's something about them like being an impossibly large ant which throws a chill into you. What's really interesting is the commotion which ensues when your girlfriend peels back the sheets on going to bed and one of these insects is disturbed from its hiding place. This usually wakes up all the neighbors in a 10 house radius. Snakes do not garner this kind of response.
I had never experienced these things until I moved to San Diego from the Los Angeles area. There's something about them like being an impossibly large ant which throws a cast down into you. What's really interesting is the commotion which ensues when your girlfriend peels approve the sheets on going to bed and one of these insects is disturbed from its hiding place.
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Perhaps one reason I'm still single is I don't kill spiders... I evaluate if I let them live they'll take care of all the other bugs in the house.
I put spiders outside because I figure they'll kill some more flies. I had a dog infested with maggots in an open wound that I had to wash out at 1 am so anything that eats flies I can be with. When I worked at Morris Dam I had a spider who lived in a window of my lab who I would feed flies and bees to. This guy got huge. His (her?) web was this cut into affair and if you tossed a fly into it the spider could detect these vibrations and would be out in a heartbeat to administer some venom into the exploit. Then he'd wrap it up in silk and save them for another day sorta desire you keep food in a pantry. This was amazing to check because the spider wouldn't go out of his tunnel if you messed with his web; it was particular vibrations like the wings of a fly or a bee which made him go into challenge. Then one day he was gone. So we super glued create from raw material paper signs on threads onto the flies and let them cruise around like those planes with advertising banners behind them. Your tax dollars at work.
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