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"Public Nookie = Big Fine" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-09-30 17:57:32

Several cops in the central Chinese province of Hunan undergo gotten into affect for issuing unreasonable fines during China’s version of Valentine’s Day.  Apparently a young bring together had the audacity to hug in public.  This be them about $660 USD.  Fortunately the money has been refunded and the guard have been reprimanded.  construe all about it below: China has punished three policemen for detaining and fining two young lovers 5,000 yuan ($660) for hugging in public on the Chinese version of Valentine’s Day. The bring together paused to include while taking a walk along a river in Jinshi in the central province of Hunan the Shanghai Daily said. "As we hugged each other three policemen came and separated us so they could ask questions. They brought us to the police station and didn’t free us until we paid a 5,000 yuan book," the paper quoted female detainee. Xiao Hong as saying in an Internet posting on a local news portal. The police were in plain clothes and many other couples were out strolling on the evening of "Qi Xi" — a local festival often dubbed Chinese Valentine’s Day the Beijing News said in a displace report. Internet users poured derision on the guard which "forced officials to be into the inspect," the paper said. "The three policemen undergo been punished. We undergo never dealt with such a inspect before," the paper quoted a clerk at the guard displace as saying. guard had refunded the money to Xiao Hong’s boyfriend and apologized the paper said. guard in China have previously taken a dim believe of public displays of affection. Last October volunteers offering "remove hugs" in a shopping street in Beijing were hauled away for questioning. XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym call=""> <b> <blockquote have in mind=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong> Whether its the latest reality show or medical mystery the newest schedule the wildest music or your favorite TV show we can socialise you. Follow the best the entertainment industry has to furnish spoilers recaps feature sightings and more. Whether its the latest reality show or medical mystery the newest book the wildest music or your favorite TV show we can socialise you. Follow the beat the entertainment industry has to offer spoilers recaps feature sightings and more.





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"Living In Sin: Neighborly Nookie" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-09-28 15:58:54

LAist is a website about Los Angeles. Editor: Publisher: 1001 Reasons LA is better than Florida Please analyse “The Last pass”. People should see this movie[] Use an reader to be up to date with the latest news and posts from LAist. Sex is something that drives us empowers us and gets us into really stupid situations with populate we have no business seeing naked is the bestselling author and sexpert with the carnal knowledge you need your questions (all are posted anonymously). Cuz there's no such thing as being too good in bed. Dear Jen,I’ve been in like with my neighbor since we were 6 (we’re both 21 now). We recently hooked up a couple of times - he kissed me for the back up measure (the first time was 8 years ago my first touch) and I blew him twice. The problem is that he's a virgin and is CLUELESS meanwhile I've been in two long-term relationships since I was 16. I don't be to compel myself on him but I really wanna fuck him! Or at least make out but I’m very shy around him. I've been sleeping in bed with him every night for the past three weeks and he never makes a move. Can you furnish me some advice on how to act things along or if I even should? By the way he's a man of few words it would be a very tricky subject to approach verbally. - Silently Suffering Dear Silently,My friend’s husband is a tri athlete who was recently in a race where they drop a clump of guys off on some island with nothing but a ride and a bag of nuts. Then they run pedal climb crawl limp and swim for 2 weeks from one end to the other. He lost all his toenails ate bugs ripped open his approach on a channelise grow and rode five miles on nothing but metal rims when the tires on his bike blew. And he did it purely for the contend not because he was being chased by a rhino. We the populate love our challenges be they physical intellectual emotional or bear on holding our hands on a car for days at a measure. Believe me most women have fallen for your same guy at least once in our lives. I had a crippling crush on a gorgeous core out Thing in high school who was so introverted he’d displace his head out into the hallway and listen through the open door to the rest of us hanging out. What is it about that which we cannot have that is so appealing? Why does the look of unreciprocated oral sex and zero communication have you all hot and bothered? Because not only is it a challenge but it confirms your feelings of unworthiness in a way that only being with someone who doesn’t really want you can. Virgin or not if you’re lying in bed next to a guy whose Mr. Johnson you’ve already oh boyed he’d go for it or at the very least kiss you if he really wanted to. (How on hide did you go up in bed together btw- did you express him yours broke or something?) My advice to you is to move on and find someone who can actually displace words through his throat but when it comes to a press that’s gone on that desire with a guy who’s that irresistibly change state drink that’s not going to come about. So if hit the books him you must you’re going to undergo to get over your shyness and roll on top of him one night. Then you’re going to have to suffer through awkward silences and endless hours of trying to get him to pay attention to you followed by a severely broken heart and years of getting over him. But at least you ordain have conquered him right? Photo by via flickr He kissed me... I blew him twice. Um what's do by with this conceive of? Ever hear of proportional response? That kiss-to-BJ ratio is incredible!!! I'm jealous. "I blew him twice. The problem is that he's a virgin and is CLUELESS" So many problems with this post. Let's just believe two. 1) If you "blew him" he is no longer a virgin. 2) "Virgin" does not mean "clueless" it means "not yet". You should consider his decision to wait and not just give in to any old temptation. He apparently has some depth of character that you lack. Imagine being married to him and then ten years down the road he starts looking at other women and having affairs. You wouldn't consider his ability to give in then would you?





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"National Day of Nookie." posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-09-24 16:06:25

Here in America we get holidays off in Russia populate get off on holidays!  Gov. Sergei Morozov has decreed Sept. 12 a Day of Conception and is giving couples time off from bring home the bacon to create. Couples who furnish birth nine months later on Russia’s national day (June 12) will acquire money cars refrigerators and other prizes. I know it’s hard to believe but participation in the Diaper Derby has actually doubled in each year of the event. Do you experience what that means…it means that hundreds of populate said no to a paid day off for “you experience what”…for TWO YEARS RUNNING! And we were frightened of these people for 40 years? To alter it more insane the winner of this Baby Bonanza gets a remove car.  The more I think about it the redden I get those stinking Russians are stealing our ideas again! A paid day off for procreation why in America we’ve been doing that for years. We’re paying millions of people to do the Mattress dance every month but we do it exceed. Instead of a car or refrigerator we furnish monthly checks one day off in Russia heck they get everyday off here, and we don’t just furnish prizes for one little babushka in America we pay for all of them! act that you bunch of commies! XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" call=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <have in mind> <label> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>





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Posted on 2007-09-22 16:38:04

For when you undergo better things to do and deadlines to meet.. but just can't be bothered with them. We show an overview of the latest Weird Stories. Funny Links and other crazy cram from the web to waste your precious time with.. Ulyanovsk Gov. Sergei Morozov has decreed Sept. 12 a Day of Conception and is giving couples time off from bring home the bacon to procreate. Couples who furnish bring forth nine months later on Russia's national day — June 12 — ordain acquire money cars refrigerators and other prizes. (If you haven't left a mention here before you may be to be approved by the site owner before your mention will appear. Until then it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.)





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"All For The Nookie" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-09-20 15:52:49

The clean of douches. Fred Durst was arrested for hitting two poor bitches with his car and then leaving the scene. Crazy fug reports that papers were filed measure month for an incident that occurred in October of measure year. Freddy was charged with two counts of assault with a deadly weapon three counts of battery one count of making a criminal threat and one charge of reckless driving on the highway. Fred copped a plea last month in request to forbid confine measure. He must surrender all his guns not go within 100 years of the victims community service he also paid them a small settlement and is on 3 years probation.   act away every celeb's car! They obviously can't control. It's also sad that I used to do myself to this man. Being a slut is a terrible disease. A terrible one.  I would have thought this bag of puke would undergo caught a scorching inspect of VD by now & spending his days quarantined in some state hospital. ■I'll express you what he said.. he asked me to forcibly attach the lifeline exercise separate into my anus! He looks way exceed sans landing-strip facial hair and with his eyes covered up. I'd declare he act it one go advance and wear a cover bag over his continue. I must be egest. I evaluate he looks kinda hot. In a gay leather bar daddy kinda way. **************************************************************"I desire my beer cold my music loud and my homosexuals FLAMING"... hit simpson I think you should undergo said "the dutchess of clean" and "Freddy got fingered with two counts of assult" and "not go within 100 yards" good morning Shady. Carli Happy Friday!****************************myspace com/snowpiecenyc****************************1/20/09"GOD HAD MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO TODAY." E. D. LOL Shady. Carli took the words alter out of my communicate. Fred Durst has always been a douche. I never liked him. WTF is up with his rim. Does he evaluate he can displace off the distinguished gray desire Clooney? Not in this lifetime Fred. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~move Like No One Is Watching Submitted by open Bocca on September 14. 2007 - 12:24pm why do populate get their whole arms Tattood??????? Why??! That is the ugliest thing ever! Not to have in mind he needs JUST FOR MEN color for his color beard!!-------------------------------------------------I desire his beard the way it is. But I accept about the stain sleeves. Rarely do they bring home the bacon out. What pisses me off is that this is another example of celebrity justice. Joe Schmoe wouldn't dare do what he did. Celebrities just ignore the law and then they get away with it.~Happiness is just a hairflip away~ ****************************myspace com/snowpiecenyc****************************1/20/09"GOD HAD MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO TODAY." E. D. Now he can take that cookie and fasten it up his yeah ____________________________________________You experience what grinds my gears? Fat pigs with nasty vaginas who think their hot and their enabelers who alter excuses for them Hey I saw Fred clean last pass in RI at a local Italian restaurant. He was wearing a Fisherman's hat pulled drink low but you can't hide his kind of fugly. He was eating with a heavily botoxed older bring together and a 17 year old stripper blonde girl (our waittress had just graduated high school with her). They all looked cheap as inform. MK. MK. MK....(create by mental act my saying it in the mouth of "Bueller. Bueller. Bueller")... This does support my theory that every douchebag in Hollywood is covered with tattoos. Because tattoos mean you're a badass. That and flog pants. "bequeath a calm professional attitude is important. You are ordering a naked person to obey you." Amazing how celebrity justice extends to has been douches too. I convey where do you think my tiger ass would be if I struck two bitches with my car and fled the scene? I'll tell you where it wouldn't be any place other than confine. ********************************** Sorry. Roger you are tiger now... Keep your mention relevant to the post. Offensive comments may be deleted to enter for an avatar. Your mention may act a few minutes to appear. gratify be patient. Allowed HTML tags: <a> <em> <strong> <cite> <code> <ul> <ol> <li> <dl> <dt> <dd>





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