Dept. Of Gay Men Love To Cook: Larry Craig Wants To Share His ...
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-11-27 23:02:32
Everybody loves recipes especially when political leaders refer their “favorites” for charity or whatever. Here’s the most beloved recipe of Gay Larry Craig the beloved “Super Tuber.”
This won’t be on the internets forever so here’s a copy for posterity — it’s pretty much the most phallic gay-sex recipe in history.
Super Tuber is a great snack that uses one of my favorite vegetables: The Idaho Potato. Of cover. I speculate any write of potato could be used but I cannot pledge that a Super Tuber made with anything but a adjust Idaho potato would taste as good. Sincerely. Larry E. Craig. United States Senator
Ingredients 1 hot dog cook’s choice 1 Idaho baking potato. 7 to 10 ounces Mustard for dipping any style Other condiments as desired such as cheese sauce sour cream chili chives bacon pieces or black olives.
process and dry potato. Rub with shortening or cover. With an apple corer or small injure core out the potato center (end to end). Push hot dog through the center. Bake until potato is cooked through.
To cook: Place on microwave safe plate; cover loosely (to avoid splatters). Microwave on high about 4 minutes per potato until fork tender.
To cook in Conventional Oven: Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Bake for approximately one hour or until potato is fork tender.
To Barbecue: cover in aluminum foil and place above medium hot coals turning at least once during cooking. create from raw material until potato is fork tender.
Serving Suggestions: Allow potato to cool slightly. Eat as a finger food dipping in your favorite hot dog condiments (mustard is my favorite). Suzanne Craig
Jesus he made his “wife” submit this to the “Congress Cooks” editors? He’s not just a closet inspect he’s also cruel to his beard.
I think this recipe needs some bring home the bacon. maybe instead of a regular hot dog. (like you'd eat drink at the airport) Maybe a big german bratwurst.. and instead of one potato. I think it would be nice with 2 plump potatoes at the bottom of the sausage... Not sure if it's better to shave. I mean strip the potatoes first. Maybe we should ask Larry's VERY close friend Idaho Senator Crapo about this. Maybe you could administer the sour beat into the bratwurst and then slowly slurp it out?
Would this recipe be so delicious that it could be a crime? Or just a misdemeanor? Would Larry put the potato in the oven and then dress his mind and take it out halfway through?
Sot it's a hot dog stuck in a potato then microwaved? What else do they eat in Idaho feed wrapped in twinkies then slathered with barbecue act? Thank god we have actual food on the coasts.
I imagine Craig has always made his wife decide only one-eyed Idaho potatoes at the store and I bet she never knew why until the whole 'wide stance' thing
@: Sweet baby jesus...... Since we can safely assume that no one would actually eat this my anticipate is we're seeing a homemade Idaho dildo. A Idadildo if you ordain something I'm sure Mrs Craig has made for the Good Senator a few times before...
Which begs the challenge why? Have they enacted some version of the Alabama sex toy ban in Idaho for someone to create by mental act this monstrosity?
And what do you use to act the weenie in the potato? Cuz a toothpick that could really cause to be perceived.
Tobias Funke is the real compose of this recipe alter?
That whole recipe should go into the homoerotic hall of fame. Rubbing with cover. Holing. Stuffing. Cream cease. The mind reels.
@: Exactly. I convey. WTF? Why not just a big baked bore covered on sour cream (oh pipe drink) butter and tons of bacon as God intended. Oh now I get why; it's some choose of a communicate like foot tapping or something.
The remainder of my day is spent meeting with cater making telecommunicate calls and handling general "housekeeping" chores.
He left off a few things or maybe "housekeeping" is one of those grand old gay euphemisms desire two fifties gays asking about another guy while in mixed affiliate: "Is he musical?"
direct on act just a minute here hold your horses ho' de' do': *four minutes* in a cook? For an uncooked baked potato we're talking about? I think not four minutes-wise (esp since the recipe calls for an hour in the conventional oven and. I'm say'n that microwave to conventional ratio is way off vis a vis uncooked baked potatoes). Unless that is you desire your baked potatoes hard as a move back and forth.
nice this is the beat inspiration for snacks at xmas that I've ever had. Yummm! My gays will like it. But would making a vegan version alter it too lesbian?
I was just laying there in the refrigerator talking to my old friend arugula and minding my own business.
Next minute the door swings change state; the cold light revealing a man with a wide stance an apple corer and a really creepy be on his approach...
Well give her a end you guys this recipe is completely logical. She's desparately looking for an alternative to having the good Senator put his weiner inside buns.
You didn't read the part about the serving suggestion: shove the Super Tuber up your ass and have a page eat it out of your asshole.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
http://wonkette.com/politics/dept'-of-gay-men-love-to-cook/larry-craig-wants-to-share-his-super-tuber-with-you-307666.php
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